These are some of the better SMSes i have been getting ever since the cell companies have gone crazy and charge only 1 paisa per SMS
- Consequences of of an American Lifestyle : The wife rushed in2 her house screaming 2 her hubby "darling come quickly, ur kids and my kids are beating up OUR kids" !!!
- Ek bhoot dusre se: Tujhe kisi se darr lagta hai?
dusra: nahin
1st : Kabhi tuney sardar dekha hai?
2nd : Sardar - vardar kuchh nahi hota, sab mann ka veham hai !!
- Mallika sherawat ko draupadi ka role dein to kaisa rahega..? Tab duryodhan kahega : "Pehle ise kapde to pehnao tabhi to vastra haran kar paaunga" :-)
- What will be written on Mallika Sherawat's Headstone when she dies?
At last
she sleeps alone !!!!!!!!!! LOLROF
- Teacher to Sardarji : Sardarji aap Darwaje par khade ho kar exam paper kyun likh rahe ho?
Sardarji : "bewkoof!! Entrance Test de raha hun!!"
- Sardarji1 :"Marte waqt aadmi ke munh mein kya dalna chahiye?"
Sardarji2 : "Birla Cement"
Sardarji1 : Kyun?
Sardarji2 : "Kyunki is Cement mein JAAN hai"?!?!?!
- Gabbar singh jab paida hue to unki maan ne unhe zor se thappad maara! Logon ne puchh kyun maara bechare bachche ko? Maan boli "Puchhta hai 'Kitne AADMI THE?!' "
- This one takes the cake.........
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